Karinda's Confessions #1
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So, dear readers (all one of you), I acknowledge that you are desperate to learn more about what makes me tick. You are at the edge of your seats with yearning for knowledge that will unlock the complexity that is me. For that reason, I have created "Karinda's Confessions." In this section of my blog, I will slowly allow you sneak peeks into my really lame delusions and try to make mundane things about myself sound far more exciting with well-crafted writing and wit deep and highly analytical psyche. I will post my confessions whenever the hell I feel like it, if I remember once a week until all of my readers start feeling remarkably good about themselves in comparison feel satisfied that they truly comprehend all of the intricate details that make me who I am today. That being said....
Confession #1
To know me, is to know how many years I spent worshiping Guns 'N Roses, and more specifically, to understand my devotion to Axl Rose. Yes, thankfully, I'm over it now. (I'm over the fact that I was going to grow up and marry Axl, I still listen to Guns 'n Roses.)
The really sad thing about adoring Axl for so many years, is now when I want to say something sarcastic about the man of my dreams, he is the only name that comes to mind. Which, at this point is just sick and wrong! I mean have you seen his pictures recently!?! Most of you, I'm sure, are under the impression that the pictures I've chosen to display in my blog are of questionable attractiveness as it is and you may be wondering if I have any sense of taste at all? You may stop and question why you are reading this, now thoroughly convinced that I must be lacking any semblance of intelligence. Well, here's the thing, I am a very smart girl that totally has the hots for scrawny white guys. It's embarrasing, I know.
However, as this is "Karinda's Confessions," I must tell you I truly did spend a number of years with this image playing it's magical, beautiful fantasy through my mind.
If you choose to comment back to this post and acknowledge that your eyes have witnessed this skinny, albino bit of porn, then please feel free to offer suggestions for my new man. My affair with Axl has been over for a few years and it is time I have moved on and began dating again.
To know me, is to know how many years I spent worshiping Guns 'N Roses, and more specifically, to understand my devotion to Axl Rose. Yes, thankfully, I'm over it now. (I'm over the fact that I was going to grow up and marry Axl, I still listen to Guns 'n Roses.)
The really sad thing about adoring Axl for so many years, is now when I want to say something sarcastic about the man of my dreams, he is the only name that comes to mind. Which, at this point is just sick and wrong! I mean have you seen his pictures recently!?! Most of you, I'm sure, are under the impression that the pictures I've chosen to display in my blog are of questionable attractiveness as it is and you may be wondering if I have any sense of taste at all? You may stop and question why you are reading this, now thoroughly convinced that I must be lacking any semblance of intelligence. Well, here's the thing, I am a very smart girl that totally has the hots for scrawny white guys. It's embarrasing, I know.
However, as this is "Karinda's Confessions," I must tell you I truly did spend a number of years with this image playing it's magical, beautiful fantasy through my mind.
If you choose to comment back to this post and acknowledge that your eyes have witnessed this skinny, albino bit of porn, then please feel free to offer suggestions for my new man. My affair with Axl has been over for a few years and it is time I have moved on and began dating again.
1 comments:
I too have a thing for skinny tatooed rockers! I drag my husband to way to many concerts just so I can get my fix!
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