Reasons I Cannot Post Today
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1. It is 11:00pm and my toddler is still throwing tofu corn dogs at my head.
2. I was too busy cleaning up accidents from toilet training gone wrong throughout the day.
3. Speaking of which, he has taken is diaper off and peed through his shark pajama bottoms. (brb)
4. As my friend had an emergency, I also have two other children spending the night, one of which just came back in asking for a reminder of why they can't watch TV at 11:00pm.
5. I have to get up at 7:00am for work tomorrow, unless I get lucky and get called for a birth at 3:00am instead.
6. I was incredibly tired today, more tired than I've felt in a long time. Therefore, I spent 3 hours TRYING to nap. Meanwhile, a toddler jumped on me, got several different items out of the fridge, and tried to eat many allergen foods also. (apparently, it's time to rearrange fridge and cupboards)
7. I actually worked today too. I had one prenatal appointment and did a few hours of breastfeeding consulting.
8. I get easily distracted by "What Not To Wear."
9. I am also easily swayed by the powers of popcorn and Diet Coke.
10. oooooooooo/.gw 8hhnhh mmebbbbb,db30ff.gbghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(the last reason is Riok's, I think it has something to do with toddlers being attention hogs, but I cannot be sure?)
2. I was too busy cleaning up accidents from toilet training gone wrong throughout the day.
3. Speaking of which, he has taken is diaper off and peed through his shark pajama bottoms. (brb)
4. As my friend had an emergency, I also have two other children spending the night, one of which just came back in asking for a reminder of why they can't watch TV at 11:00pm.
5. I have to get up at 7:00am for work tomorrow, unless I get lucky and get called for a birth at 3:00am instead.
6. I was incredibly tired today, more tired than I've felt in a long time. Therefore, I spent 3 hours TRYING to nap. Meanwhile, a toddler jumped on me, got several different items out of the fridge, and tried to eat many allergen foods also. (apparently, it's time to rearrange fridge and cupboards)
7. I actually worked today too. I had one prenatal appointment and did a few hours of breastfeeding consulting.
8. I get easily distracted by "What Not To Wear."
9. I am also easily swayed by the powers of popcorn and Diet Coke.
10. oooooooooo/.gw 8hhnhh mmebbbbb,db30ff.gbghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(the last reason is Riok's, I think it has something to do with toddlers being attention hogs, but I cannot be sure?)
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